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Via it's a great day for america, everybody

I have no idea why, but I love this picture.

I have no idea why, but I love this picture.

President Obama Writes Fifth Grader’s Excuse Note

President Obama Writes Fifth Grader’s Excuse Note

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Via Puppy Escapades

theodorepython:

absylphe:

livinglovinoloca:

#are you fucking kidding me #LOOK AT THIS #THIS IS STEPHEN COLBERT #AND HE IS WALKING #A MOTHER #FUCKING #BALD#EAGLE #chill like the fuck out #LIKE THIS BITCH RIGHT #OH JUST CLEANIN’ UP AFTER MY PET EAGLE NO BIG DEAL AMERICA #jfc

Isn’t This Inaccurate Though

I Thought You Couldn’t Put A Leash On Freedom

Freedom isn’t Free.

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Via fangirly-girl

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Via Fuckyeahclassicsimpsons

yerawizardmary replied to your post: Ass.

….and titties?

I can get behind that.

Ass.

damanplusi:

Homer’s File Photo’s are awesome.

Oh Homer.

Via Jessica

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Via Crudely Drawn Filler Material

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Hi. My name is Jared, and I'm a twenty-something male living in a backwater, piss-ant town in North Carolina. Taking the scenic route through college. I suppose I'm somewhat intelligent. On the portly end of the scale. It just makes me harder to kidnap. Dealing with social anxiety and body image issues. Learning to love myself as I am, but it can be slow going sometimes. Likes short sentences. Terrible at self-description. I have an awesome girlfriend named Joy that is pretty much everything to me and one of the greatest people I know.

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