New haircut. Shorter beard. Same fatass. #gpoy
To all people liveblogging the Oscars:
You are nowhere near as witty and/or funny as you think you are. Shut the fuck up.
The Mighty Marvel Strength & Fitness Book by Ann Picardo and Joe Giella
you’d think the hulk could put a little weight on those bells.
He makes the funniest faces when he’s getting scratched. #dachshund #doxie #weeniedog
I have never said this before, nor will I ever likely say it again. I want to rub my dick on that velvety vehicle
OH MY GOD
Bad material to use but it looks so pretty
I dont even have a dick, and I want to rub it on that velvety machine.
The person who did this should really get in contact with that person from My Strange Addiction who was horny for his car.